1: The specified CGI application exceeded the allowed time for processing. The server has deleted the process.
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2: PR!MA S.A. - Chupenme el huevo izquiero gallegos de mierda y mexicanos FEOS
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3: All my secret knowlegde of all those tricks and dodges for PHP 4 will become worthless. How would I retain my wizzard state in front of my boss and my colleagues without PHP 4?
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4: Everyone knows a 4 legged table is better than a 5 legged table. PHP5 is bloated crapola better left to those devil worshiping pentagon people.
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7: I bet stopphp5 is secretly powered by PHP 5.
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8: Programming statistics show growing trends of drug use among PHP5 users. Testimonial: My friend upgraded to PHP5 now he's on the streets giving BJ for crack cocaine. ~ Juan
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11: Kick Rasmus Lerdorf ass, kick his ass, kick ass. Rasmus Lerdorf sucks and his name sucks and PHP sucks. Fuck PHP, Fuck Rasmus Lerdorf. Rasmus Lerdorf, you ruined my life.
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12: They both are the same RUBBISH. PYTHON is the only serius choice. PYTHON PYTHON PYTHON
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15: php4 is not better than php5, just poor people who dont want to learn php5 are focused on this crappy site.
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16: As a common PHP-Script-Bimbo I am afraid of migrating to PHP5 because my code is sooo crappy and unstructured. I'd have no idea where to start to test my code for PHP5. Hmm, maybe I should stop programming at all!
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17: ALL YOUR PHP4 ARE BELONG TO HELL. ALL YOUR PHP5 ARE BELONG TO US.
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18: There is a converter from PHP 5 to PHP 4 - http://www.dgx.cz/trine/item/php-5-4-converter
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19: Maybe Hiro can go back and roll PHP5 into PHP4 before the PHPNuke goes off.
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23: I am a completely retarded person who is so fucking lazy and / or so fucking cheap that I will not migrate code (which is not much work if it was coded properly in the first place anyway) and I will rather stay with my crappy code just because it see
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25: Uh, i, uh, lala. Toma lacasitos, toma lacasitos.
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26: Here is proof that this site indeed runs on PHP5: http://www.0php.com/php_easter_egg.php -- the image displayed tells the PHP version. If you are going to run a site AGAINST PHP5, then at least make the server run it.
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27: Es culpa de las dos legislaturas anteriores del PP, todo es culpa de Aznar, y es por eso que en esta elecciones hemos de votar todos a la única esperanza que nos queda que es el gran ZP que promete doblar las inversiones en I+D+i+j+loquehagafalta para que todos los menores de 30 años puedan tener un hosting de PHP5 de calidad. ¡¡Ánimo compañeros!! Con Zapatero el socialismo del siglo XXI es posible!!! ¡¡NO A LOS FASCISTAS DEL PP!! ¡&i
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31: php 4 sux guys come on! OOP? SimpleXML, JSON, Filter Extension, PDO, DATE Constants, e_strict? missing in php4, and php6 will be out comeon guys!
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32: php5 has Weapons of Mass Destruction
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34: La culpa es de meneame, que está lleno de rojos programadores de peachepé
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35: php5 has Weapons of Mass Destruction
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36: http://www.typolight.org will always be better than drupal, mambo and joomla?
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37: It's better to be the 4th than to be the 5th. Let's switch to PHP 1!!! What??? There was no PHP 1??? Those Zend idiots can't even count!!!
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43: Pero vamos a ser francos: lo que pasa que ustedes no quieren migrar a PHP5 porque son unos putos, vagos y atorrates que no saben una mierda de programación y lo único que hacen es COPY (^C) + PASTE (^V)
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56: La verdad, no tengo ni puta idea, me informaré y si encuentro alguna razón volveré para exponerla. Y no escribáis en mayúsculas hostias, un poquito de por favor.
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57: A PHP4 le dicen licuadora: Le entran 2 bananas y 1 litro de leche.
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61: I have worked with computer and programming for all my life and never seen such a good meant product peroform so badly. You dont care that PHP is one of the worlds most used script languages? No one will use your products if it costs the webhotel-owners hundreds of thousands in migration and quirks... God damn, I will go back to Windows and IIS, and aspx. It costs, but god damn - it works... and someone bothered to check it up too.
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68: además hielito se la come y paleta se la da
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69: PYTHON is much better. You can even control session with cookies ! ;)
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70: Putos, ustedes defienden PHP4 corriendo un servidor con esta terrible verga! X-Server: Microsoft Windows 97 (IIS-4.0) X-Powered-By: PHP/4.2.4.2
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78: but but php5 is teh sex and ruby is the bestest cuz i can has the shitty code and pretend that i am a programmer. go back to school noob.
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79: php 5 = Cow crap php 4 = horse crap Which is better?
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87: Because I am foolish and don't realize my code will likely work in PHP 5 with little to no changes, and that I am not required to use OOP. And stubborn, I am stubborn.
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88: There's only a finite group of order 5, but there are TWO of order 4.
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110: Stop being so damn stubborn and lazy, PHP5 is the way to go - real developers will step up and migrate to PHP5, all the n00bs will remain on PHP4.
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111: Because I know nothing about PHP5, I just go along with everyone else and say it sucks, I'd rather use an insecure and soon to be unsupported version of PHP.
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112: i just migrate my apps from php3 to php4
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113: a wise man had said "never change a running system".
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114: Because Himesh Reshamiya says...!!!
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115: Because I love Photomatt and he says that PHP 4 rocks!
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116: "Do not count to four! Five is right out." Need I say more?
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117: PHP5 is Java on downers. PHP is for scripters, not lazy programmers
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118: HI-5!! PHP 5 Rocks --- Good try with this site
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135: yo la tengo muy largaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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181: (part of the http header for this site) X-Server: Microsoft Windows 97 (IIS-4.0)
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182: Indian is better than any country, including Google. This "Google" is not spicy enough to be considered an acceptable reference for spicy existence in this world. Therefore, Google can suck my Indian spicy dick! In India, spice is a very complex compound that arouses the senses and is great. Spice can be hot, too, so BE CAREFUL (even though Indians can tolerate 1,000,000,000 habaneros in their mouths at once). Well, fuck you. Spice rulez.
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183: The fucking god damned PHP5 is a piece of horse shit to work with.
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184: I can not believe you heathens ever left PHP3. You're all gonna burn!
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187: Neither is better. They both suck and are severe security risks. PHP = Easy to do the wrong thing, but if you want to program correctly, you have 100 times more work.
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188: Object oriented coding is slower, and a lot more confusing for programmer already stablished with procedural coding.
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206: Pero vamos a ser francos: lo que pasa que ustedes no quieren migrar a PHP5 porque son unos putos, vagos y atorrates que no saben una mierda de programación y lo único que hacen es COPY (^C) + PASTE (^V)
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215: Wtf...is wrong with the creator of this site. PHP 4 = Kid Programming + Web 1.0 PHP 5 = Awesome Programming + Web 2.0+ Fucking fags, shut this fucking place down.
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216: PHP5 ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!
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217: PHP5 is just recently released. It's an untested, unstable and above all way too experimental alpha version. Therefore it should not be used in professional applications.
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218: Because Zend/PHP-comunity can easily maintain PHP3, 4, 5, 6 and heck, even 7 simultaneously. The bakery next doors provides 10 tastes of bread, so 5 tastes of PHP isn't that much to ask isn't it? ;)
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219: This page is made in Microsoft Frontpage!, oh my god!, kill the designer and close this site!
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220: I have just found an interesting forum on this theme http://tires.my2gig.com/kelly-tires/kelly-tires.html http://tires.my2gig.com/mastercraft-tires/mastercraft-tires.html http://tires.my2gig.com/discount-motorcycle-tires/discount-motorcycle-tires.html http://tires.my2gig.com/tires-16/tires-16.html http://tires.my2gig.com/paddle-tires/paddle-tires.html
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221: Lua is faster and much better than PHP
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243: (cont.)it seems to "work". I am also a total idiot because I can not recognize it when people are offering me new and nice things, and I will refuse them immediately because I think am "leet".
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261: I would loosing my job if I say something else :(
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262: I have my computer from 7 years ago, it still works fine and I can type and print documents on it. So why aren't I still using it today? This can relate to so many of the amateur arguments for keeping php4.
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263: because i'm to lazy to fix my code for php5, and can't be bothered learning the new stuff
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265: Not better but purely from a commercial perspective why would I spend months and thousands of pounds moving all of our sites over to php5? Why not allow them to run side by side in a civil way?
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266: I used to use PHP4 and I never use PHP5.
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267: I like not having prepared queries, a built in db abstractation layer, having to write more code ( you want postgres? oh... now i have to change all the functions), not having a input filter, a simple xml system that works and is easy to use, magic g
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268: Your right! Why go to PHP5? I like my Windows 95 and PHP 4 world
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269: Because innovation is from teh devil!!!
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292: I am not yet finish reading PHP 4 manual
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293: I'm a sadomasochist!!!11!!!1!!!!!11!!!!!!111!
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294: This whole initiative is ridiculous, if you want PHP 5, just use a web host that supports it, you don't need to gang bang PHP 4 for PHP 5 to succeed. The vicious cycle is bullshit, PHP 4 meets most people's needs, so go fuck yourself PHP 5
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295: GoVista. All you dicks should be forced to run Vista too.
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296: i will not change my perfect running webserver!!
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314: Al Qaeda uses php5 to train thousands of deer to run in front of cars in an attempt to simultaneously cost the American people millions of dollars in repairs and to get on the good side of the blue collar workers in Detroit by forcing the victims of
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315: PHP 4 is old and needs to be loved. Listen to your Elders, don't throw them in the garbage heap.
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316: The only difference is 1!! I don't want to re-write my crappy php4 scripts!
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330: "Support for PHP 4 will be discontinued at 2007-12-31. Please consider upgrading to PHP 5.2." DON'T IT JUST BURN UR ASS CRACK! HA HA HA HA HA! PHP 5.2 FTW!
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331: There's no reason why PHP4 should be better. I've already upgraded ALL my scripts to PHP5 because PHP4 SUCKS!
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332: Regarding "PHP5 is just recently released. It's an untested, unstable and above all way too experimental alpha version. Therefore it should not be used in professional applications." That's all rubbish! If PHP5 would be that bad,
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333: Regarding "PHP5 is just recently released..." That's all rubbish! If PHP5 would be that bad, why do they already work on PHP6 and have nearly finished?
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348: PHP5 is better, no one could tell me PHP5 is bad! Many projects I written in PHP5, and similar projects in PHP4, PHP5 development is FASTER!
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349: I think I can safely say that no one understands OOP mechanics.
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350: I understand it xDPHP 5 killed my scripts!
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358: Everytime I use "&" for referencing an object, my wife beats the crap out of me. I do not know why. I hate it. I just might leave PHP and learn Ruby. Hell yeah... *swings knife*
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378: PHP sucks.. period! PHP5 takes a mishmash language and turns it into an even worse mishmash that is trying even harder to be Java. I'd rather just just Java (& I hate Java). So I'm switching to C# & mod_mono
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379: OBJECTS WERE INVENTED BY EVIL CORPORATIONS TO PUT PROGRAMMERS IN CUBICLES
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380: Php 5 is too powerful and safe. I want less security in my files. :3
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381: Lets see... Well I got nothing. Php 5 lets you use better function encapsulation like public, protected, and private variables. There are also a lot of things that save time when making an OO program. If you don't know how to test your php ver
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383: My butt itches and Preparation H 4 has worked well enough. Besides, you geeks have made the internet dangerous. I say let's string up the geeks and leave the internet for us gonifs who know how to fuck people over without resorting to code tricks.
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387: because we love PHPBB that combined witn PHP4 provides amusing security holes that owns our servers, keeping us busy.
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389: I'am an antisocial spammer who nags the webmaster to make some bucks! 195.131.84.219 (spamtext removed)
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390: all leading paid and free hosts support php4 but not php5
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434: Visit my homepage at http://127.0.0.1
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435: 5.2.2008 - Tuesday, February 5th, 2008 2 days + 12:30:00
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436: ¡Dejen de romper las pelotas che! A LABURAR MANGA DE FALOPEROS
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437: Yo mas largaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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438: que calidad de los comentarios señora!!!
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469: StopPHP5 - No GoPHP5! * Home * Money! * FAQ * Support * Technics * Donate * Contact 373 Top Reasons Why Stop PHP 5 = Save PHP 4 I say PHP 4 is better, because: Add a Comment (max. 500 characters) PHP4 Is Better Than PHP5 Because Order By Score | By Appearance
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499: I can better rely on it to be available on the servers
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500: I have just found an interesting forum on this theme AND I have a small winer!(0|Rate!)
501: PHP5 sucks, the installation and configuration is f@cking complicated, php4 rules, whoever is designing the new versions of php needs to get slapped.
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528: My current host supports it PHP 4 and I could care less about PHP 5. I am making the same amount of money with PHP 4 and that is my bottom line. So to sum up I don't give a crap what version of php is running as long as I am making money.
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529: I consider that beside Your site there is future!
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530: I enjoyed your page. Keep up the good work! Feel free to visit my page. It's cool too.)
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531: Very cool design! Useful information. Go on!i
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532: Hello admin, nice site ! Good content, eautiful design, thank !
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539: look at the phpinfo.php file, being powered by php-5.2.5
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540: why would i want to go back top PHP 4 holy sh*t i dont see as much OOP in 4.* as i do in 5... Let alone 5.3 now has name spacing! Learn to code or dont code at all.
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555: it works well with my framed html 3 websites, and obviously we don't want coders having anything like a real language - i mean objects ewwwwww; flat files; 10k lines of non-reusable code thats confusing to read - great!! :D
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559: We should stop using PHP and use a proper (consistent!) programming language. ( Some funny info on PHP: http://maurus.net/resources/programming-languages/php/ )
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568: I AGREE, KENDEL! INDIA RULEZ!!!!!1111one!!! WHAT GIVEZZ??Z?Z?Z??Z?Z
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569: It isn't! PHP5 has tons of new features and less bugs!
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570: It seems, you guys have never heard about good software design! PHP 4 may be faster under certain circumstances, but a good object orientated programming language does not only have public members. ;-) Apart from that, the decision which programming language is used definitely depends on the tools you have.
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573: It's not. PHP 5 is better in may ways. But still behind Python, Ruby, and even Perl. Just Perl sux in so many ways, but it's still a better language than PHP :( I used to be PHP phanatic... but no more... sorry guys.
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575: Object-oriented programming: generates a lot of what looks like work; is exciting if you have a statically-typed language without lexical closures or macros; is popular in big companies, because it suits the way they write software.
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576: Object-oriented programming is exciting if you have a statically-typed language without lexical closures or macros. To some degree, it offers a way around these limitations.
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577: Object-oriented programming is popular in big groups because to imposes a discipline on mediocre programmers that prevents from doing too much damage. The price is that the resulting code is bloated with protocols and full of duplication...
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578: Object-oriented programming generates a lot of what looks like work. Back in the days of fanfold, there was a type of programmer who would only put five or ten lines of code on a page, preceded by twenty lines of elaborately formatted comments.
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579: If a language is itself an object-oriented program, it can be extended by users. Or maybe you can do even better by offering the sub-concepts of object-oriented programming a la carte. Overloading, is not intrinsically tied to classes. We'll see.
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580: Object-oriented abstractions map neatly onto the domains of certain specific kinds of programs, like simulations and CAD systems.
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586: Stop programming in PHP. No matter what version, it's a hunk of shit.
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587: PHP 3 => R.I.P. PHP 4 => I.C.U PHP 5 => Doing Mixed Martial Arts PHP 6 => Training Hey Nice idea! For a website I mean. /* if (Stop PHP 5 = Save PHP 4) // I might as well say STOP Firefox 3 = Save Internet Explorer 6
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589: I'm too dumb to learn PHP5 and/or I'm too lazy to move onto the future, so I stick to my PHP4 knowledge because that's all I want to know. Fuck progress and the future!
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590: I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fucking hate all of you I fuck
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592: It doesn't have those new fangled confusing features that make for better software but confusing development since I lived in a rock since php 4 came out durrr
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593: it still only runs server side, i want it to replace that damn javascript already
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596: More wood into the fire... go to MSDN and learn the .NET framework. Then start with ASP.NET and compiled languages! PHP is a kiddie scripting language :) which Kindergarten do you attend to? May I be your friend... oh yes, long live magic quotes :) and magic commas... oh yes, for those writing in spanish... learn english! Cojones.
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597: This is actually a very funny discussion forum, hmmm, without the discussion. Great giggles though.
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598: I like not knowing which order the arguments for strchr go!
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599: Blijf maar lekker prutsen met je PHP4!
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620: MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO!
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621: THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU NEED PHP5. MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG
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622: THIS IS THE REASON WHY YOU NEED PHP5. MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG INA NYO! MGA PUTANG
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624: PHP5 is awful. You have to use a lot more code to accomplish the same thing in PHP4. What takes 20 lines of code in php4 now takes 100 in php5. What a waste! Most of my clients' sites are running are on PHP4 and only a few are on PHP5.. but I am eventually going to have to literally recode most of my clients sites to accomodate php5. This is sick! Tell me.. where's the sanity in changing $PHP_SELF to $_SERVER['$PHP_SELF'] other than causing you to have to write more garbage.
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PHP4 Is Better Than PHP5 Because
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My friend upgraded to PHP5 now he's on the streets giving BJ for crack cocaine. ~ Juan (170|Rate!)
PYTHON
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ALL YOUR PHP5 ARE BELONG TO US. (90|Rate!)
¡¡Ánimo compañeros!! Con Zapatero el socialismo del siglo XXI es posible!!!
¡¡NO A LOS FASCISTAS DEL PP!!
¡&i (60|Rate!)
What??? There was no PHP 1??? Those Zend idiots can't even count!!! (36|Rate!)
God damn, I will go back to Windows and IIS, and aspx. It costs, but god damn - it works... and someone bothered to check it up too. (22|Rate!)
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[3] => Expires: Thu, 19 Nov 1981 08:52:00 GMT
[4] => Cache-Control: no-store, no-cache, must-revalidate, post-check=0, pre-check=0
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[6] => X-Server: Microsoft Windows 97 (IIS-4.0)
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[8] => Connection: close
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PHP$ forever and the ever nice mierda
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Get over yourself bitches and learn some real programming. (10|Rate!)
X-Server: Microsoft Windows 97 (IIS-4.0) (10|Rate!)
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Well, fuck you. Spice rulez. (10|Rate!)
PHP = Easy to do the wrong thing, but if you want to program correctly, you have 100 times more work. (10|Rate!)
I believe evolution. (5|Rate!)
PHP 4 = Kid Programming + Web 1.0
PHP 5 = Awesome Programming + Web 2.0+
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reason why php4 is better than php5. ;) for creativity! (0|Rate!)
ALL YOUR PHP5 ARE BELONG TO US.
I refuse to click the button, so I shall press enter. (0|Rate!)
I don't want to re-write my crappy php4 scripts! (0|Rate!)
5 > 4; (0|Rate!)
ALL YOUR PHP5 ARE BELONG TO US.
I refuse to click the button, so I shall press enter. (0|Rate!)
DON'T IT JUST BURN UR ASS CRACK! HA HA HA HA HA! PHP 5.2 FTW! (0|Rate!)
That's all rubbish! If PHP5 would be that bad, (0|Rate!)
That's all rubbish! If PHP5 would be that bad, why do they already work on PHP6 and have nearly finished? (0|Rate!)
ALL YOUR PHP5 ARE BELONG TO US.
I refuse to click the button, so I shall press enter. (0|Rate!)
ALL YOUR PHP5 ARE BELONG TO US.
I refuse to click the button, so I shall press enter. (0|Rate!)
ASSEMBLER > C (0|Rate!)
Php 5 lets you use better function encapsulation like public, protected, and private variables. There are also a lot of things that save time when making an OO program.
If you don't know how to test your php ver (0|Rate!)
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Apart from that, the decision which programming language is used definitely depends on the tools you have. (0|Rate!)
PHP 5 is better in may ways. But still behind Python, Ruby, and even Perl. Just Perl sux in so many ways, but it's still a better language than PHP :(
I used to be PHP phanatic... but no more... sorry guys. (0|Rate!)
PHP 4 => I.C.U
PHP 5 => Doing Mixed Martial Arts
PHP 6 => Training
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For a website I mean.
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if (Stop PHP 5 = Save PHP 4)
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